Have You Seen These People...................

Me and "Dumber Than Corn" enjoying the scenic lower Hudson Valley on October 11th.

halloween jokes

here a few halloween jokes to get us in the holiday spirit:

1. why didnt the skeleton go to the dance?
he had no body to go with!!!!

2. why did the ghost have to wear a bra?
she had booooobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. what is a vampires favorite dessert?
boooberry pie & icescream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL:)

Math vaccine...

Preface: When Koreans translate their language into English, for whatever purpose be it an advertisement, music lyrics, or an official proclomation, they usually end up directly translating without adding any articles and you end up with what is essentially Konglish.

I was walking through the streets of Jin Ju this weekend when I stumbled across a poster on the side of one of the buildings which was advertising a math vaccine. Now I couldn't know if this was actually some miracle product or the result of a poor translation, but it sure got me thinking. What the hell kind of a doctor would stick you with a math vaccine? Would there be any side effects? But most importantly, would the vaccine enhance your mathematical genius or, and I really hope this is the case, does the vaccine make you immune to math? How cool would that be, if you were free from the metaphysical shackles of math? Numbers would just bounce off of you like you were rubber. You could walk up to the check out, holding hundreds of dollars worth of groceries, hand the poor sap at the register a fiver, and walk right out the door whistling dixie, because what the hell do you care if you just stiffed the guy a couple hundred, you're math-proof.

Yes, this really is how my brain works.

Bro - Phone

This is the Bro-phone; aptly named b/c it acts as the line of communication b/w our two apartments. Dan and I each have one and we can use them up to one mile away. Luckily Dan's new apartment is so close or the Bro-phone would not work. That's right, Dan has managed to feign originality by joining Jeanne and I in Park Slope BK. Isn't that cute? Please contact me for more information concerning bro-phone use, protocol for communication or housing advice. Thank You.

Yanks and Sweeds

Hey - Sucks about the Yankees did you see those bugs during game two? Crazy! They should have called that game on account of bugs.

I have my forth Softball game tomorrow night at 9:00 - I won't be home till midnight but it should be a good time. We're 3-0 right now! I'm #63 - my dad's HS football #. Same # as our Merrick house #.

Secondly, A New Swedish study has found further evidence of tumors resulting from cell phone use. The report studied the use of cell phones by consumers over a 10 year period. Anyway here's two links if you want to know more. -- Just another thing to worry about.

Click Here or This Story

What's new people? Everyone seemed all gun-ho and ready for communication. Cat gotcha tongue?

So I'm on this page too!

Whats goin family? I'm here in Brooklyn right now and I have a bunch of stuff in the works. I don't want to jinx any thing so I'll let everyone know how these "things" go as they unfold. To anyone who wants to here the studio album I put together at the end of the summer here it is....www.myspace.com/danmelnick....easy as that. Give it a listen and I hope you enjoy it. I would really like to see as much family as possible this holiday season. My favorite things to do include relaxing. I'd love to.......... Watch Football games, go skiing, eat food and do nothing, and a whole bunch of other cold weather activities with the family. If anyone is interested in attending any of my shows in NY they'll be posted on the myspace page. I hope everyone is doing great. I look forward to taking a breath away from the big city soon and seeing some fam. Peace

Dan's Gig in NYC

Hey Guys- Unfortunately I can not get down to New York this weekend. I am having company in from Rochester. I am really upset I won't be able to get there so would someone please take some pix and let us know how he does.... I know he'll be great as usual.. If you find out when his next gig is ...please post on blog asap...that way we can all try to make plans to see him. Possibly fit in dinner at Sean Roger's restaurant if possible. Have a great weekend...Joni..let us know how Corrie made out with her surgery.